Friday, February 20, 2015

Weather Zen

I haven't seen a flake
since the last time I shaved.
It ain't snowin',
it ain't blowin',
it didn't even rain.

Maybe there's tornadoes
but I don't really care.
I'm not living in a trailer park
and I'm kind of hard to scare.

The weather's going to kill me
or maybe wild-eyed Muslim freaks
but all I really know
I haven't smoked a joint in weeks.

The bad guys sit beside you
but why give them a chair.
They never bring their reefer
those fuckers just don't share.

If you're going to get out rolling,
put some smoke in yer pack.
When you get blowin' reefer,
it's good to give some back.

If you really want to kill me
then come on and get it done
But it ain't snowin',
it ain't blowin',
it didn't even rain.

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