The True Purpose of Shakespearean Poetry: #Sex

If you are good with English then bad Shakespearean poetry can be a pure delight, a lover's light, forsooth a tryst this heart lost night.

All Shakespearean poetry is written for the same reason people play rock: to get laid. According to report, that was typically the reason Shakespeare wrote a sonnet and, also according to report, they worked well for him.

Feeling a little strange holding that electric guitar while a billion other people hold one as well, are you?

And so you are with your sweet rum,

with every draught, a touch more dumb.

You swing your axe, that noble tool,

you swear you're not but you're still a fool

In all this realm of things to do

you found that axe and thought it cool.

That all the others did the same,

gave no pause that this was lame.

And so again in one brief sum,

You are, in the end, a useless bum.

Tip: get a dictionary, it just might get you laid. It worked for Shakespeare.