Touchdown Jesus lives in Cincinnati, Ohio, or at least he did until he got hit by lightning and burned up in 2010. From this we conclude God didn't like Touchdown Jesus very much or he didn't like dumb asses who would build him without a protective lightning rod.
Somehow the Church of Incredible Tastelessness cadged together the money for another Touchdown Jesus only this one is even bigger and now Touchdown Jesus is seventy-feet tall, no doubt with even more spotlights so small aircraft do not fly into him at night but instead are blinded and crash somewhere else.
The most incredible aspect to it is the accuracy of the sculpture as Touchdown Jesus looks just like the one in the movies, especially at night when they shine the different colored lights on him. He looks especially spiritual when he is lit up in blue. It makes me feel religious and want to go fishing all at the same time.
So Touchdown Jesus wants to know what's under my colander but I'll be giving up that information as soon as Touchdown Jesus is cool with us building a seventy-foot Flying Spaghetti Monster. So far, we haven't heard back.
Somehow the Church of Incredible Tastelessness cadged together the money for another Touchdown Jesus only this one is even bigger and now Touchdown Jesus is seventy-feet tall, no doubt with even more spotlights so small aircraft do not fly into him at night but instead are blinded and crash somewhere else.
The most incredible aspect to it is the accuracy of the sculpture as Touchdown Jesus looks just like the one in the movies, especially at night when they shine the different colored lights on him. He looks especially spiritual when he is lit up in blue. It makes me feel religious and want to go fishing all at the same time.
So Touchdown Jesus wants to know what's under my colander but I'll be giving up that information as soon as Touchdown Jesus is cool with us building a seventy-foot Flying Spaghetti Monster. So far, we haven't heard back.
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