The premise is that broadcasting AC/DC underwater would warn whales of the presence of asshole Japanese whalers. It would suck if it turns out whales like AC/DC but, in this case, the penalty is death so they wouldn't like them for long, I'm guessing.
The mechanism is simple stuff, you just need to put some juice behind it to get some travel. Keep in mind sound travels much wider underwater. I really do believe this would work.
So.
I notified Greenpeace, Discovery Channel of my Oh So Cool Whale Saving Idea but the response was the same: piss off.
Thus.
There is no alternative.
The War of the Activists for the Whales
Some stoner ideas are more expensive than others and this will take some big bucks given the (cough) absence of a boat that can go down to Antarctica and play AC/DC underwater. Penguins would love it. I just have a feeling about those little fuckers. They like to rock but they only do it underwater.
So we get this boat and go riding around chasing the asshole Japanese whalers and we don't have much to do except follow them, keep the music turned up, and blow joints.
However.
This is the problem for the Discovery Channel as they need to have the asshole Japanese whalers screwing with them rather than us to get the good video. To get that video they have to run us off so they will need their commando squadron and so will begin the Activist Wars.
That war would end up like every other with lots of activists with buzzes that are just so shot all to hell and whales wondering why the fuck did they come to help us.
But.
Something else could happen.
What if penguins don't just like AC/DC, they like AC/DC a lot. In fact, they like the band as much as a rock concert ... with penguins ... thousands of them ... and some really, really, really angry asshole Japanese whalers.
The mechanism is simple stuff, you just need to put some juice behind it to get some travel. Keep in mind sound travels much wider underwater. I really do believe this would work.
So.
I notified Greenpeace, Discovery Channel of my Oh So Cool Whale Saving Idea but the response was the same: piss off.
Thus.
There is no alternative.
The War of the Activists for the Whales
Some stoner ideas are more expensive than others and this will take some big bucks given the (cough) absence of a boat that can go down to Antarctica and play AC/DC underwater. Penguins would love it. I just have a feeling about those little fuckers. They like to rock but they only do it underwater.
So we get this boat and go riding around chasing the asshole Japanese whalers and we don't have much to do except follow them, keep the music turned up, and blow joints.
However.
This is the problem for the Discovery Channel as they need to have the asshole Japanese whalers screwing with them rather than us to get the good video. To get that video they have to run us off so they will need their commando squadron and so will begin the Activist Wars.
That war would end up like every other with lots of activists with buzzes that are just so shot all to hell and whales wondering why the fuck did they come to help us.
But.
Something else could happen.
What if penguins don't just like AC/DC, they like AC/DC a lot. In fact, they like the band as much as a rock concert ... with penguins ... thousands of them ... and some really, really, really angry asshole Japanese whalers.
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