Thursday, August 7, 2014

The Irony of Dick Cheney's Heart

Whether there is a price to pay for being evil is your conclusion to draw but it didn't serve Dick Cheney very well.  He has had multiple heart attacks and procedures and then even survived a heart transplant with some type of electronic pacemaker.

Cheney is carrying Death on his shoulder everywhere he goes ... but that probably isn't very far to avoid over-stressing his heart.  In everything he does he will be considering whether he exercises it too much or too little.  At all times he is highly-conscious of doing the wrong thing and dying from it.

There is also the concern of electronic interference with the pacemaker in what some consider a credible threat it can be hacked and corrupted with a cellphone.  It's not clear whether anyone really knows if this is possible but there is one thing definite:  Dick Cheney doesn't.  At at moment, someone need only hit the right frequency and his heart will start beating double-four time.

He knows that any time he gives a clear shot at himself in public he is taking a risk as he is easily one of the most hated people on the planet.

Every so often Cheney will issue some pithy comment on the news but they're tiresomely predictable and he's got to know that.  He's just talking dinosaur bones and his heart doesn't work much better than the bones.

Dick Cheney is likely more thoroughly terrorized at every moment of the day and night than anyone else on the planet.

Sleep well, Prince of Beasts.  There will be hundreds of thousands of souls right there with you.  One day they will be free and they are waiting.  They have waited a long time already.

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