Saturday, August 16, 2014

Rick Perry Finds God ... and It's Not Him

Governor Rick Perry talks about religion the way some guys talking about being gay.  I'm not gay.  No way, not me.  I'm no gay guy.  Never even thought of that gay stuff.  Meanwhile you know his greatest regret is he never got a last dance with Liberace.

So it was a terrible thing for him to discover he is not God, especially after he has been telling so many people and acting like he thought he had that kind of empowerment.  It was a true devastation for a man who has held a religious revival in a baseball stadium as he knew that anything he did, God would want to see ... to learn something.

Someone who never bought the Rick Perry Megalomania Package is Rosemary Lehmberg who is a Texas prosecutor and Rosemary is the kind of Texan who scares Rick Perry the most:  a real one.  She has been after him for years for preventing the investigation of an innocent man who was executed in year a few years ago.

When God is facing justice, there is only one thing for God to do:  kill the bitch.

So Perry has been trying to take Ms Lehmberg down for quite some time.  It looks like he overstepped on one of his moves and, in astronaut terms, screwed the pooch.  He now faces two felony charges and these come from the same woman who brought to light the things Tom DeLay had been doing in the Senate and got him convicted.  That Perry and DeLay bought off local courts later to get DeLay out of jail changes nothing about the original crimes nor the ability of Rosemary Lehmberg to hunt Texas political criminals.

She got DeLay first and now she will nail Perry.  Damn good work for the State of Texas, Rosemary Lehmberg.  (NY Times:  Gov. Rick Perry of Texas Is Indicted on Charge of Abuse of Power)

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