Reverend Silas T Sasquatch isn't hip enough to record in Spanish ... but he would if he could. He would also still have a colander on his head.
While not in Spanish, the good Reverend has been spreading the Word of the Ministry of the Internet for almost ten years. Yes, brothers and sisters, that's almost a decade of saving souls, one dollar at a time.
And the good Reverend has made a little money in that time.
However, that many did not come from saving souls. So far, the good Reverend hasn't, to his knowledge, saved any souls.
But ...
He did sell some CDs: "Hellbound Train" / "Inherit the Mirth." Those links are to iTunes previews for the individual CDs and this one is the Reverend Sasquatch iTunes Preview.
Perhaps, brothers and sisters, you do not have iTunes but, fear not, the Word comes to you in many mysterious ways and another is Reverend Sasquatch on CD Baby. It might even be possible they have some remaining of the blessed Ministry of the Internet CDs and you could actually own a CD that has been touched by the nearly-divine fingers of the good Reverend Sasquatch. CD Baby also supports digital downloads which aren't quite as divine but still sound about the same.
So far the biggest sale was to the Mormons in the Salt Lake City Library. We have no idea if they knew what they were buying.
While not in Spanish, the good Reverend has been spreading the Word of the Ministry of the Internet for almost ten years. Yes, brothers and sisters, that's almost a decade of saving souls, one dollar at a time.
And the good Reverend has made a little money in that time.
However, that many did not come from saving souls. So far, the good Reverend hasn't, to his knowledge, saved any souls.
But ...
He did sell some CDs: "Hellbound Train" / "Inherit the Mirth." Those links are to iTunes previews for the individual CDs and this one is the Reverend Sasquatch iTunes Preview.
Perhaps, brothers and sisters, you do not have iTunes but, fear not, the Word comes to you in many mysterious ways and another is Reverend Sasquatch on CD Baby. It might even be possible they have some remaining of the blessed Ministry of the Internet CDs and you could actually own a CD that has been touched by the nearly-divine fingers of the good Reverend Sasquatch. CD Baby also supports digital downloads which aren't quite as divine but still sound about the same.
So far the biggest sale was to the Mormons in the Salt Lake City Library. We have no idea if they knew what they were buying.
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