Saturday, August 30, 2014

"NATO and McDonald's - Get a Franchise Now" (poem)

I wanna join NATO
I wanna be a franchisee
I want your radiation
as you give it all for free.

Come and spend your money
then get the fuck back home
we don't like how you act
and we'd rather live alone.

But you send those US dollars
Trying to make the whole world sluts
and damn sure that works fine now
as we're sucking them right up.

Why, sure, build an airbase
Send a shitload of Marines
We wanna be the first in line
When the Russians make this scene.

You make us all your suckers
in a war that's not our own
so you'll fight it in our countries
and never take it home.

Screw you and your NATO
Get McDonald's from here too
Over here we're wanting peace
and it damn sure ain't with you.

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