Thursday, August 7, 2014

Solve the Problem in Ukraine in One Growing Season

Russia really hates marijuana.  They hate it even more than capitalists even though they're capitalists too these days.  In fact they hate it even more than they hate Tony Abbott and even his own mother doesn't like that creep.

So, Russia hates marijuana.

You hate Russia, yes?

So, think Ukraine and her beautiful fields of wheat, a breadbasket of plenty ... of stuff that's fine if you're just looking for carbs.

But

We aren't looking for carbs, we are looking for buzz.  Russian stoners search for reefer and if you think getting busted by a Texas cowboy cop sucks, take a ride with a Russian cop and tell me how you met the Lord.

EU stoners are looking for reefer and right now they get a lot from Czechoslovakia which apparently is free of anyone from the Dark Ages who still thinks marijuana should be regulated before war.  To get reefer in the EU, you have to go to Amsterdam ... but then you'll get run over by a Dutchie on a bicycle.  Don't EVER get in the way of a Dutchie on a bicycle or consider the last joint you smoked ... the last joint you will ever smoke.

Now, let us consider again Ukraine's location at a midpoint between two of the largest consumer audiences for marijuana on the planet.

Get Biden's dumb ass out of there and start sewing some reefer seeds and the Ukrainians will have more money than Saudi Arabia because people want buzz a whole lot more than we want oil particularly when you have to deal with such unpleasant people to get the oil (i.e. American and British corporate executives).

Conservatives have dreamed all their lives of bombing Russia.  Well.  Here's a way to do it to the whole country and you never have to lift a conservative finger.  What's not to love!

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