Something conservatives in their cheap suits never understand is the righteousness of humanity, whether real or imagined, is not what keeps us alive but rather the Galactic Overlords watch us, kind of like an interstellar reality show, and they find us funny. Otherwise, they would have snuffed us to fetch the Beryllium for their starships, handheld devices, etc.
Something humans don't realize is how close to the edge humans exist and we only survive so long as the Galactic Overlords continue thinking Pat Robertson is funny. This is the reason we have been keeping him somewhat alive for so long. He actually died over forty years ago and you can easily tell it by looking at him but the Galactic Overloads don't have your eye for such things and they have not yet been able to tell Robertson is dead like Sony Betamax and Victrola record players.
In case you have never noticed, Pat Robertson never moves in his TV program and this is because all the life-support machines are connected through the back of the lounge chair to keep that equipment as unobtrusive as possible. His mind is only dimly aware of the machinery or as aware as it is of anything but there's nothing to gain by raising his brain function any higher if it's even possible.
Pat Robertson is still dead but he rose from the grave tonight to accept the Rolling Stone award for Preacher Who Most Resembles a Manatee. That presentation was a sell-out around the entire Galaxy. The best part was when he sang "America the Beautiful" with Roseanne Barr after it was over. When they grabbed their crotches, space aliens fell out of their chairs or whatever they were laughing all around the Galaxy.
Our movie begins with the Japanese ultra-realistic sex doll makers are working on a cybertronic replacement for Pat Robertson for when he gets so worn parts start falling off, etc. We could shoot his corpus full of carrot juice but then he would look like Donald Trump and the Overlords will kill us for sure. Unless the funny weighs more than the value of the Beryllium they can pull from the planet, we are interstellar toast. One thing is definite that Donald Trump, like Hillary Clinton, is as confused by comedy as a hound dog in a perfume factory.
The clever plan of the Sex Doll Makers is they will substitute their Pat Robertson for the somewhat real, almost alive model currently being used and the Galactic Overlords will not notice the difference.
(Ed: was ist Beryllium?)
Power source for the Enterprise in "Galaxy Quest" but unknown if that was the same as in the actual "Star Trek" or they made it up for the parody. Tim Allen played the best Captain Kirk evah.
Something humans don't realize is how close to the edge humans exist and we only survive so long as the Galactic Overlords continue thinking Pat Robertson is funny. This is the reason we have been keeping him somewhat alive for so long. He actually died over forty years ago and you can easily tell it by looking at him but the Galactic Overloads don't have your eye for such things and they have not yet been able to tell Robertson is dead like Sony Betamax and Victrola record players.
In case you have never noticed, Pat Robertson never moves in his TV program and this is because all the life-support machines are connected through the back of the lounge chair to keep that equipment as unobtrusive as possible. His mind is only dimly aware of the machinery or as aware as it is of anything but there's nothing to gain by raising his brain function any higher if it's even possible.
Pat Robertson is still dead but he rose from the grave tonight to accept the Rolling Stone award for Preacher Who Most Resembles a Manatee. That presentation was a sell-out around the entire Galaxy. The best part was when he sang "America the Beautiful" with Roseanne Barr after it was over. When they grabbed their crotches, space aliens fell out of their chairs or whatever they were laughing all around the Galaxy.
Our movie begins with the Japanese ultra-realistic sex doll makers are working on a cybertronic replacement for Pat Robertson for when he gets so worn parts start falling off, etc. We could shoot his corpus full of carrot juice but then he would look like Donald Trump and the Overlords will kill us for sure. Unless the funny weighs more than the value of the Beryllium they can pull from the planet, we are interstellar toast. One thing is definite that Donald Trump, like Hillary Clinton, is as confused by comedy as a hound dog in a perfume factory.
The clever plan of the Sex Doll Makers is they will substitute their Pat Robertson for the somewhat real, almost alive model currently being used and the Galactic Overlords will not notice the difference.
(Ed: was ist Beryllium?)
Power source for the Enterprise in "Galaxy Quest" but unknown if that was the same as in the actual "Star Trek" or they made it up for the parody. Tim Allen played the best Captain Kirk evah.
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Original was dilithium crystals
I actually did check so I would be ready for Trekkie trivia battling and Beryllium is the energy source for the Enterprise built for "Galaxy Quest" in which Tim Allen battled the pig lizard, although that was after they stole Beryllium from the child monsters who owned the pig lizard.
Thanks for the Dilithium, tho. Couldn't remember what they were.
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