Mammaries Pizza for Boobs Everywhere

Mammaries Pizza will probably not last very long or at least we hope not.  The purpose of the company is to be forced to shutdown by outraged feminists so we can claim we are victims and get money from conservatives.  We're not sure why conservatives hate feminists but Rush Limbaugh, in his charmingly genteel way, called them 'FemmeNazis.'  I'm sure Ted Kennedy listened to Rush Limbaugh and his skills as an orator no doubt left Kennedy awestruck.

(Ed:  you want to start the business just so it gets shut down?)

Yep, think of "The Producers."  It's worth more money to be a perceived victim of the femmeNazis than it is to make pizza.


Mammaries Pizza needs an advertising campaign.

When your boobs need a pizza, call the boobs at Mammaries Pizza

Mammaries Pizza, made the best ... by boobs



(Ed:  what if you get a cease and desist order from the court?)

As will probably not be a surprise, it wouldn't be my first.


Whoa, I could locate Mammaries Pizza at some mythical location in Fort Worth and use the phone number here at the Rockhouse so someone really does answer 'Mammaries Pizza' if it rings.  I'm not sure what it would cost to register the domain, tho.

(Ed:  someone does a reverse search on the phone number and gets the address)

Yep, then the Brain Police show up.  Scratch that.


The other option is to get a cellphone except that I hate cellphones and I have no money.  Apart from those problems, that would be ok.


Planning continues.