Sunday, January 25, 2015

The Resurrection of Silas

You're still not even sure if the other guy was really resurrected so I wouldn't be looking too hard for Silas to rise from the dead.

How you deal with the other guy is your problem ... but ...

My Duck Soup is back online and Silas Scarborough claims it but you know how it goes with that bastard.  He steals ice cream from children.  He lets the air out of the tires of the cars of old people.  He also thinks collecting hipsters and goldfish comes to the same thing as both flap their mouths but don't do a whole hell of a lot.  He also wants capital punishment for people who post selfies.  Real bastard, this guy.


(Ed:  you're saying the other guy wasn't resurrected?)

I said nothing of the kind.  In any case, that's not a question for me to answer but rather you need to figure it out, young grasshopper.


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