Fuckya in yer Chakra - The New Age Bullshit Generator

Facebookers delight in graphics with maybe a sunset along with some New Age crap text to help you actualize your true self as a fish.

We are at a crossroads of transcendence and yearning.

Of course.  You want to be a fish but you sit there screwing with Facebook.  I don't think fish do that very much.  This is your crossroads, li'l guppy.  Swim or be sushi, your call.

Who are we? Where on the great vision quest will we be recreated? Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the cosmos via ultra-sentient particles. Reality has always been buzzing with travellers whose chakras are enveloped in interconnectedness.

You're on Facebook.  No-one cares who you are.

(Ed:  I'm not on Facebook)

No-one cares who you are either, li'l New Age monkey.  Are you following the drift so far.

We are in the midst of a spiritual unveiling of fulfillment that will align us with the dreamscape itself. Humankind has nothing to lose. Our conversations with other lifeforms have led to a deepening of ultra-infinite consciousness.

Fark! The ultra-infinite consciousness!  I don't think even Timothy Leary found a way to get that stoned.

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