Doing as little as he can to boost confidence in GOP endurance, Mitt the Witt wilts after a week and says he can't run. It's not clear how that's news when he didn't run last time either.
McCain tilted today and apologized for calling protestors 'low-life scum' and he said the Devil made him do it. We don't know if there will be another tilt tomorrow in which he apologizes for apologizing today because this time the off-line scum made him do it.
Palin said her campaign is in trouble already also. She said she can't get any money but that's hard to believe when so many comedians are willing to pay her to run and are practically begging her to do it. She said God will tell her what to do but apparently she forgets she said God told her to run once before. Maybe Palin doesn't quite understand the Law of God and Football. This is the one in which God can be backing both sides in a game of football.
Many comedians have become religious this week as they pray, "God, please, please tell her to run."
Rick Perry has potential as he thinks he's the Yosemite Sam of the GOP except the glasses aren't much of a substitute for that big red mustache. Plus if he pulls out his six-guns, the Secret Service will mow him down like the Texas rattlesnake he really is. He's currently the only candidate facing felony charges for anything but the campaign is still young.
This could play out to Rand Paul squaring off on Hillary Clinton. That would be something straight out of a Terry Gilliam movie.
Something to make it perfect would be if Clinton suddenly got Hare Krishna and went off to dance around in a saffron robe in Tahiti. Other than her, Democrats have nothin'. Elizabeth Warren is perfect but they wouldn't touch her because she's too much of a Democrat. Bernie Sanders can't do it as he looks like he should be off somewhere making ice cream.
McCain tilted today and apologized for calling protestors 'low-life scum' and he said the Devil made him do it. We don't know if there will be another tilt tomorrow in which he apologizes for apologizing today because this time the off-line scum made him do it.
Palin said her campaign is in trouble already also. She said she can't get any money but that's hard to believe when so many comedians are willing to pay her to run and are practically begging her to do it. She said God will tell her what to do but apparently she forgets she said God told her to run once before. Maybe Palin doesn't quite understand the Law of God and Football. This is the one in which God can be backing both sides in a game of football.
Many comedians have become religious this week as they pray, "God, please, please tell her to run."
Rick Perry has potential as he thinks he's the Yosemite Sam of the GOP except the glasses aren't much of a substitute for that big red mustache. Plus if he pulls out his six-guns, the Secret Service will mow him down like the Texas rattlesnake he really is. He's currently the only candidate facing felony charges for anything but the campaign is still young.
This could play out to Rand Paul squaring off on Hillary Clinton. That would be something straight out of a Terry Gilliam movie.
Something to make it perfect would be if Clinton suddenly got Hare Krishna and went off to dance around in a saffron robe in Tahiti. Other than her, Democrats have nothin'. Elizabeth Warren is perfect but they wouldn't touch her because she's too much of a Democrat. Bernie Sanders can't do it as he looks like he should be off somewhere making ice cream.
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