The temperature in Fort Worth will rise to about seventy-five tomorrow and possibly even warmer on Wednesday. Texans are warned to prepare for these conditions as we are all aware of the dangers of excessive warmth and sunshine.
Be sure to take these important steps to safeguard your family and yourself:
Extra steps for rednecks:
Be sure to take these important steps to safeguard your family and yourself:
- Ensure you have good sunglasses (i.e. polarized)
- Ensure there is an adequate supply of sunscreen
- Check your look in your swimsuit to make sure your butt doesn't look fat
Extra steps for rednecks:
- Stock up on Lone Star beer
- Ensure there's a full tank of diesel in the truck
- Load the shotgun and make plenty of shells
Only together can we get through this weather emergency so try to look in on friends and neighbors to ensure they're ok. Maybe you will get lucky and they will ask you to shoot something.
Please don't whine about not being able to watch television as it's the same for us all. The people in New York and Boston are going to be whining about snow on every channel for weeks and they always seems so surprised when it comes. It's exactly the same thing that happened last year but they have the idea we will be interested in hearing about it again. I don't know about y'all but I'll be stocking up on Lone Star.
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