Comedians Everywhere Thank the Lord for the GOP

Twelve of the GOP candidates who have no chance of winning are in Iowa and sucking up hard this week-end.  Mostly it's a field of previous losers such as Rick Santorum but there are several soon-to-be losers as well.  They only missed one as Pat Robertson didn't show.  This week-end he has been out confirming with people the Holocaust never happened and neither did WWII.  All of it was a hoax.  Plus, says Robertson, the Titanic never sank.  It was just a big insurance scam.

Coincidentally, the other GOP candidates who also have no chance of winning stayed away from Iowa.  No-one can really fault them as who would voluntarily go to Iowa anyway.  In this crew we have Mitt the Witt, Jeb the Reb, and Mr Ed the Talking Horse.

The big payoff came yesterday with Sarah Palin saying her boobs would be in the contest again and, even before a full day elapsed, she made a blazing fool out of herself in a speech that made no sense to anyone.  You don't have to write new material to get a joke out of Palin, you only need quote her.

This is one pitiful field of candidates as the strongest they've got is Dwight D Eisenhower and he may be dead but he still has more brain function than Rick Santorum.

I Like Ike ... that's the ticket.