Saturday, January 24, 2015

Palin Says She Will Run in 2016 and We Want to See Her Jiggle

Carol Burnett once said she was awed by Julie Andrews' talent but she did take comfort in the fact that 'at least I have bigger boobs.'

And so begins the Boob War of 2016.  Does Sarah Palin, in fact, have bigger boobs than Hillary Clinton.  Palin announced today she is 'seriously interested' in running in 2016.  It's not clear if her entourage would travel on a bus or a beer truck, however.

This could be the most ludicrous election of all-time.  So far Clinton is the top dog for the Democrats as Elizabeth Warren has been getting too cozy with her and Bernie Sanders probably won't do anything.  I don't support these modern so-called Democrats but many do and she's the undisputed leader with them.

The GOP has just been rolling out the same tired parade of gasbags and morons.  Paul Ryan said he has 'something bigger in mind' and we can't guess what but we know we can rule out being the new King in Saudi Arabia.

No chance the GOP will accept Palin as the lead so presumably she runs her own Tea Party campaign.  Seems inevitable that would hand the election to Clinton as Jeb Bush has no particular strength and shit will rain down on him like a Miami hurricane about his brother's administration.

Uh, Jeb.  Tell me this, gomer, if you could.  Will your administration start as many wars and / or crash the economy as badly as your brother?

He has no chance as he's at least two down before he even opens his mouth plus with Palin flapping her boobs at every photographer, there goes 2016 for the conservatives.

Mitt the Witt thinks he has a shot but he was too shiftless last time and he hasn't changed.  Scott Walker thinks he did a good job with Wisconsin but it doesn't seem anyone else bought it so he's probably an early-out.

Huckabee said he will run again also but you could get better answers out of Mr Ed.  If McCain runs again then that makes the trifecta of two-time losers.  Not much of a field out there.

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