Free the Posing Parisian Penis
Rick Owens, a (cough) fashion designer, has cut a hole in the front of the apparel he designs. Said Owens, "Nudity is the most simple and primal gesture - it packs a punch. It's powerful. It's a straight world now. It says something about being independent." (NY Daily News: Male models go full frontal in Paris fashion show)
When the value of nudity is so important, why does Owens give us so little of it. And what's this about a straight world. It may seem like Paris but you're still in Kansas, farmboy.
Twelve-Year-Old Girl Boosts a $4.6M Necklace
For composure in a criminal situation, this kid looks like she's got lots of potential and a bright future, at least the parts of it she doesn't spend in jail. (Inquisitor: Young Girl Hunted By Hong Kong Police Over $4.6 Million Diamond Heist)
Crimes You Never Want to Admit in Jail
Q. So, what got you in stir, Gangster Boy?
A. Stealing eels
Q. How many eels
A. Two million
(NY Daily News: Chinese smugglers caught in Bulgaria trying to steal two million baby eels)
Even the Penguins are Laughing About Sarah Palin Running Again
"Heya, Romeo. This could be your year, buddy. She's going to do it again."
Rick Owens, a (cough) fashion designer, has cut a hole in the front of the apparel he designs. Said Owens, "Nudity is the most simple and primal gesture - it packs a punch. It's powerful. It's a straight world now. It says something about being independent." (NY Daily News: Male models go full frontal in Paris fashion show)
When the value of nudity is so important, why does Owens give us so little of it. And what's this about a straight world. It may seem like Paris but you're still in Kansas, farmboy.
Twelve-Year-Old Girl Boosts a $4.6M Necklace
For composure in a criminal situation, this kid looks like she's got lots of potential and a bright future, at least the parts of it she doesn't spend in jail. (Inquisitor: Young Girl Hunted By Hong Kong Police Over $4.6 Million Diamond Heist)
Crimes You Never Want to Admit in Jail
Q. So, what got you in stir, Gangster Boy?
A. Stealing eels
Q. How many eels
A. Two million
(NY Daily News: Chinese smugglers caught in Bulgaria trying to steal two million baby eels)
Even the Penguins are Laughing About Sarah Palin Running Again
"Heya, Romeo. This could be your year, buddy. She's going to do it again."
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