Tuesday, December 2, 2014

The Annual Christmas Message from the TSA Security Experts

It's Christmas so naturally the TSA has issued a terror alert.  It looks like the same one as last year and the year before that.  Apparently they're having trouble finding writers.

So, sing along if you like

It's getting near time for Christmas
and for TSA that's business
They've got nothing better to do
than to scare the shit out of you

It doesn't show signs of stopping
They've brought more bombs for dropping
We'll run off as far as we can go
Let them blow! Let them blow! Let them blow!

You ought to be afraid at Christmas
or you won't know what you're missing.
There's so much terror stuff to do
And Jesus probably wants to shoot you too.

It doesn't look like it's slowing
The Army just never stops crowing
We've run them off as far as they can go
Let them blow! Let them blow! Let them blow!

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