Bill O'Reilly on the War on Christmas: yes, of course Obama is the cause of it. The real question is what caused Bill O'Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly also said part of the War on Christmas is Mariah Carey botching "All I Want for Christmas is You" for NBC. For once, he got something right.
We aren't so sure about this part, tho: Bill O'Reilly revealed today about the War on Christmas that Obama converted all American ticks to Islam so they will only bite Christians.
Bill Cosby and the Gold Diggers: in the lawsuit it's claimed Cosby played a drinking game at the Playboy Mansion with an underage girl to take advantage of her. One tiny detail: Cosby has never consumed alcohol in his life.
ISIS: Proudly assisting America in removing what's left of its penis.
Ukraine: America shows once again it chose the wrong side when it takes Ukraine two days to reveal a nuclear reactor accident. The way to cover up the accident is to ensure there is no coverage on American news (which is exactly what happened).
Jenna Bush: She tells us today while father, George Bush, was fucking up the White House, she was fucking on it, up on the roof. Yep, that's a reality show ... but ... is her ass fat enough. Inquiring minds need to know.
Bill Cosby and the Gold Diggers: in the lawsuit it's claimed Cosby played a drinking game at the Playboy Mansion with an underage girl to take advantage of her. One tiny detail: Cosby has never consumed alcohol in his life.
ISIS: Proudly assisting America in removing what's left of its penis.
Ukraine: America shows once again it chose the wrong side when it takes Ukraine two days to reveal a nuclear reactor accident. The way to cover up the accident is to ensure there is no coverage on American news (which is exactly what happened).
Jenna Bush: She tells us today while father, George Bush, was fucking up the White House, she was fucking on it, up on the roof. Yep, that's a reality show ... but ... is her ass fat enough. Inquiring minds need to know.
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