Now that the Gates to the Underworld are open, we rely on demons to scare them back to Hell. This battle has been fought for centuries and we must never relax our watchfulness nor reduce our defenses.
(Ed: what if you do not have a handy demon)
Not to worry, my vigilant friend, as there is an alternative.
First, we observe terrorists always drive white Toyota flat-bed pickup trucks.
(Ed: say what?)
Look at the clips. They either drive stolen military vehicles or it will be a white Toyota pickup every time ... and it's probably stolen as well.
The point is not whether they are Toyota or Subaru but rather terrorists find them a handy means of conveyance and the vehicles are most often white.
(Ed: why do they prefer white pick-up trucks?)
It's unknowable, son. It's like the idea anyone would find credibility in the idea Bill Cosby is a sex god.
Second, we observe monsters are terrorists.
(Ed: inasmuch as they eat people, this seems reasonable)
Thank you. Since they are terrorists and, keeping in mind the first provision, it is likely they will approach in Toyota pickup trucks.
Therefore
Stop strips. That's the ticket for yer monster prevention. Throw a few of those babies across the highway and seriously imperil yer monster invasion due to flat tires and pickup crashes.
So there's a little seasonal tip for keeping things festive through monster prevention. It's not clear when the Gates to the Underworld close again but we will monitor the situation closely.
(Ed: what if you do not have a handy demon)
Not to worry, my vigilant friend, as there is an alternative.
First, we observe terrorists always drive white Toyota flat-bed pickup trucks.
(Ed: say what?)
Look at the clips. They either drive stolen military vehicles or it will be a white Toyota pickup every time ... and it's probably stolen as well.
The point is not whether they are Toyota or Subaru but rather terrorists find them a handy means of conveyance and the vehicles are most often white.
(Ed: why do they prefer white pick-up trucks?)
It's unknowable, son. It's like the idea anyone would find credibility in the idea Bill Cosby is a sex god.
Second, we observe monsters are terrorists.
(Ed: inasmuch as they eat people, this seems reasonable)
Thank you. Since they are terrorists and, keeping in mind the first provision, it is likely they will approach in Toyota pickup trucks.
Therefore
Stop strips. That's the ticket for yer monster prevention. Throw a few of those babies across the highway and seriously imperil yer monster invasion due to flat tires and pickup crashes.
So there's a little seasonal tip for keeping things festive through monster prevention. It's not clear when the Gates to the Underworld close again but we will monitor the situation closely.
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