A friend of mine is a Vet in New Hampshire...
One day during the height of tourist season a woman came in with her pet dog riddled with hundreds of porcupine quills in its face.
It took my friend hours to pluck each of them out.
When the woman came to collect her dog he gave her a bill for $438.00.
She went nuts and accused him of taking advantage of tourists.
She asked, "How do you survive in the off season."
He looked at her and said, "I raise porcupines."
The above is stolen but it was stolen already as it's a classic piece of Americana that's been told who knows how many different ways.
Yeah, you know, I raise porcupines, ma'am.
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