Friday, October 24, 2014

The Two Guitar Picks

The deal for the t-shirts is to return two authentic, fair dinkum Silas Scarborough guitar picks that have been used at least five minutes.

This could get strange at the Post Office.

What's in the package, sir?

Picks.

Sir, it is illegal to send any type of creature through the mail.

It's not a tick, it's a pick.

Whether it's the pick of the ticks or the worst tick ever, you still can't mail it.

Ticks have nothing to do with this.

Then why didn't you say so in the first place.

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