"Karaoke Singers Don't Fart" - A Musical Epoophany

My latest cosmic epiphany: "Karaoke Singers Don't Fart"

Sing it to the melody of "Sunny" because I have always hated that fookin' song as the Ultimate Symbol of Musical Banality. "Wichita Lineman" is another one but who, besides Glenn Campbell, ever gave a rip about some guy working for the power company.

Honey
Karaoke singers do not ever fart
Honey
I hope they do not ever start

(fart sound) This is all I have said
(fart sound) Please don't fart in bed

Sunny,
I smell you ... in the roo-oo-oo-oom.

(fart sound) Modulate with me now
(long fart sound) Sunny (ridiculously off-key)

How I miss the smell of driving past a farm
It smells like you just walked out in the barn.

(fart sound) This is all I have said
(fart sound) Please don't fart in bed

Sunny,
I smell you ... in the roo-oo-oo-oom.


When they're ready to burn me over the Second Life Sex video, I assume because every word of it is true, this tells me they will come around to hang me from a cross after this one.

It would impress me and make me laugh if there were a rebuttal:

Silas 

It's such a shame that you don't have a dick

Frankly,

There is no chance that you will learn this trick

Dick-less and alone

You won't ever bone

Silas,

I hate you ... you miserable screw-ew-ew-ewwww

That actually might make for some viewers as it works great for politics.  A bit of bite the jugular vein melodrama in competing videos and people will tune into it just to watch the blood spray.  Politicians have been playing this act for years.  They won't do it, tho, because they're boring, lazy, ... and can't keep up with a sixty-year-old man even when he's sick (laughs).