Thursday, October 2, 2014

Sex Change Operation for Reverend Silas T Sasquatch

Since the good Reverend has come out, he has further decided he needs a sex-change operation.

The purpose of the sermon is not to bash transgenders but rather preachers collecting money for bullshit things (e.g. million-dollar churches to themselves, etc).

That extends to bullshit charities in general as a disgraceful many take in an enormous amount of money but most of it goes to those who collect it and there is relatively little sent to the cause the charity claims to represent.

This one can't have a script as I didn't like that in the last one.  Using a script changes the content and changes the delivery so that makes a plastic TV reverend who was fake to start.  That doesn't work.

I need to get real names of charities and likely you have seen lists of the Ten Worst or similar.  Reading numbers has no possible chance of being funny but it would be good to use real names as what's so scummy as some outfit that pretends to help and really doesn't.

It needs a twist to step out, tho.

Charity drones that fly to your house to bug the hell out of you

Salvation Army drones ringing bells.  No need to bust them, tho.  They're one of the few good guys.

Must think about that some more and then try it.


It's a solid two or three hour process to get a five-minute Sasquatch video on YouTube and that's if I don't use many effects in Final Cut.  This is a very slow machine.  If I get clever, it will punish.  So I think about it for a while before doing it.  The result may still be crap but it is considered crap.

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