If you want to end up pregnant or dead then keep on listening to Republican science. The good Reverend tells you how can really protect yourself from Ebola. That's right, find a vampire. Or, more accurately, the vampire will find you.
Note: if the vampire comes from a bank, that's the wrong kind. Burn those ones before they burn you.
Here are the (cough) immortal lyrics to "Vampire Love"
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