There was an updated memo from the Lord in which he said I still suck but that isn't why he sent the storm. The problem was that I was using an iPad for my back tracks and he hates iPads.
I asked him why he hates iPads as it's just one more piece of useless commercial gimcrackery in a world that has forgotten how to make anything anyone really needs.
God told me he hates iPads because the pious put Bibles on them. I asked him didn't he love the pious, aren't they the very best Christians. He said not when they show their piety by spending a thousand dollars on a gadget when they could have stolen a Bible from a motel and given the money to sick children.
I told him I see your point. He said he has another point as the back tracks suck.
I said, hey, man. I don't think they suck.
Then he backed off a little and said, well, I'll give you that much. The back tracks don't suck but you suck for using them.
I can't fault him on that as it's fookin' karaoke. I fookin' hate karaoke. Even if I do it with a guitar, it's still fookin' karaoke.
Someone said difficulties at the moment are an 'attention getting device' but, perhaps I might advise, a rock gig IS an attention getting device so anything else is consequently, well, something else.
I asked him why he hates iPads as it's just one more piece of useless commercial gimcrackery in a world that has forgotten how to make anything anyone really needs.
God told me he hates iPads because the pious put Bibles on them. I asked him didn't he love the pious, aren't they the very best Christians. He said not when they show their piety by spending a thousand dollars on a gadget when they could have stolen a Bible from a motel and given the money to sick children.
I told him I see your point. He said he has another point as the back tracks suck.
I said, hey, man. I don't think they suck.
Then he backed off a little and said, well, I'll give you that much. The back tracks don't suck but you suck for using them.
I can't fault him on that as it's fookin' karaoke. I fookin' hate karaoke. Even if I do it with a guitar, it's still fookin' karaoke.
Someone said difficulties at the moment are an 'attention getting device' but, perhaps I might advise, a rock gig IS an attention getting device so anything else is consequently, well, something else.
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