In the ongoing development of the reality show, Tatiana's Tofu Tats, there was a setback today when the new business sign was delivered and it read, Tatiana's Tofu Tatas.
Donika was pissed and told the guy, this is NOT what I meant. The painter said how should I know. This is California. Everyone has tofu tatas.
What they finally worked out is he would 'fix it' by painting over 'Tatas' and changing it to 'Tats!' but who the hell wants exclamation points. I spent quite a long time ensuring every damn exclamation point was removed from "Abandoning Paradise!!!"
So things proceed slowly but she does her best with these Californians. For the really special ones, she gives them certificates for discounts on wet suits in the hope they will go out swimming ... and be eaten by a shark. You know those Californians, they wear wet suits and then go out swimming around where sharks live. Then they scream up and down, hey, a shark just chewed off my California face ... now I'll have to get all that plastic surgery done again. But, sunshine, what the fuck did you think would happen.
Donika was pissed and told the guy, this is NOT what I meant. The painter said how should I know. This is California. Everyone has tofu tatas.
What they finally worked out is he would 'fix it' by painting over 'Tatas' and changing it to 'Tats!' but who the hell wants exclamation points. I spent quite a long time ensuring every damn exclamation point was removed from "Abandoning Paradise!!!"
So things proceed slowly but she does her best with these Californians. For the really special ones, she gives them certificates for discounts on wet suits in the hope they will go out swimming ... and be eaten by a shark. You know those Californians, they wear wet suits and then go out swimming around where sharks live. Then they scream up and down, hey, a shark just chewed off my California face ... now I'll have to get all that plastic surgery done again. But, sunshine, what the fuck did you think would happen.
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