Scratch the Colorado Plan

There are relatives in Colorado.  To prevent the need for them acquiring guard dogs and machine guns to keep The Moocher out, the revised plan is to go to California.  This is a problem as that's a medical marijuana state which is a great racket for doctors but does little for freedom.  I'd have to rent a car to get a California driver's license, pay a few hundred to a quack and, da da, then I would be qualified to get a bag of reefer.

My interest in California is not high as I'm not gay and I don't like the music.  The trees are nice, tho.