Thursday, October 23, 2014

The Favorite Pose of Dork Executive Wannabes

But ... Will George Clooney Be an Even Worse President than Reagan.

Clooney is obviously gearing himself up as Presidential material, hobnobbing with the major influences of the time (i.e. Bono and Obama), and striking that pose.

Things he has going for him are that he's a better actor than Reagan but Bonzo the Chimp could do that.  The only reason Reagan even got gigs in films was because the others went to war.  When they came back, the only gig he could get was hosting "Death Valley Days" to sell 20-Mule Team Borax.  So Clooney is at least better than that, he and PeeWee Herman.

Easy way to spot Presidential posers.  This is the pose executive dork wannabes do more than any other.  Watch Clooney for this one.  It has a secondary purpose in that it can help stifle laughs when other executive dork wannabes are speaking.



Of course Clooney can't shoot lights out of his head.  Only I can do that but I don't want the fookin' job as it's the only way I could wind up among a lower class of people than I ever met before (i.e. anyone in Washington).

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