Putting Ashley Madison in a Subway Sandwich for Josh Duggar

Every time I have seen a reference to Jared Fogle's name, it has had Subway on or near it.  We don't know how CNN concluded Subway is a part of Jared Fogle's name but we suspect at least part of the reason has pictures of Andrew Jackson on them (i.e. $20 bill US).

Jared Fogle is an admitted pervert.

Subway makes sandwiches

Jared Fogle once worked for Subway.

Therefore CNN concludes eating subway sandwiches will make you a pervert.

Yah, and watching CNN will make you insane.


Josh Duggar is another admitted pervert although he's protected by Fox News so he's immune from jail.  He was rarely identified as the TLC's Josh Duggar although the connection was inevitable because he didn't do anything of any particular interest anywhere else.

Now it comes that Josh Duggar is on the client list at Ashley Madison for extramarital affairs of whatever particular persuasion, presumably legal, you wish.  Fox News advises the mailing list is full of errors, unverified, may not be true.  We're sure there is an explanation.

So are we, friends.  Why should we suspect Josh Duggar of doing anything twisted.

Whoops, excuse me.  Why should we suspect the TLC's Josh Duggar of doing anything twisted.


From the above, we conclude if Josh Duggar ever starts representing Subway then you better stop eating those sandwiches really fast or you will turn into a child pervert.

(Ed:  wtf?)

We don't write this stuff, we just observe it.  However, Subway's Jared Fogle and TLC's Josh Duggar will go off into perversion history together, never to do anything of significance in the rest of their wretched lives.


Meanwhile, Ashley Madison chugs forward.  She's kind of gangbanging the Internet and I do take some perverse amusement in watching.

There's not much chance of anything illegal on Ashley Madison as hardly anything is illegal sexually anyway unless it involves kids.  They just don't want it public and that is what amuses me.  Um, why did you put that on the Internet, sunshine?

Right now everything is kind of quiet on Facebook as all are looking up their friends on Ashley Madison.  This could be bigger than Candy Crush Saga!

Turn Ashley Madison over, if you will, and we see on her supple posterior the gross invasion of privacy by those who took the information.   They say they are justified in being feckin' assholes because the people at Ashley Madison management were feckin' assholes.  This makes perfect sense in an Internet gangbang so off they went with it.

The Ashley Madison management couldn't have been more full of assholes unless they had advertised for them.  There were multiple failures which were so puerile as to be an embarrassment for even a junior programmer summer camp:

- abysmal security management at the system level permitting access by those without appropriate need (slackers, the lot of them)

- abysmal security at the data level in keeping privileged data as plain text rather than encrypted (even a Campfire Girl on a TRS-80 writing BASIC would have spotted that)

- failing to delete information after promising they would (overt duplicity)

If the Ashley Madison management is left even with any underwear after this is over then you got the wrong lawyers to represent you.