After further review, smuggling some hash from Morocco sounds stupid enough to be something Rick Santorum would say, assuming he ever gets more intelligence than the average grapefruit. Drug smuggling should be left in the hands of those who do it best: the CIA.
We have no interest in 'dirty drugs' (i.e. the kind the CIA likes such as heroin and cocaine) but we think we should at least get some use out of people who take meth. They have no minds but they can still move so we suggest putting them into squirrel cages so we can use them to make some energy. Put a picture of a needle on the front of the squirrel cage and they will spin that wheel all day long.
We still won't smuggle it, tho. Meth is filth. Meth, crack, and some others gave getting high a bad name. All of a sudden, stoners were people who would give you a blow job for a buzz. That's rubbish as stoners won't do that ... but people who use crack, meth or heroin will. They will with cocaine also but it's more negotiable.
Another good source really is Czechoslovakia and maybe you think, hey, you never went there. What do I care if I never went there. You know something cool is there or no-one would live there. OK, so what is it.
Reefer? Well ... let's sit down and talk about this.
Ach so, keine Englisch??
Keine Probleme! Werden wir rauchen??
Ah so, no English?
No problem. Shall we smoke??
One thing I know for sure is that smuggling anything into England would effortless. Very little is checked on the channel ferries and you could easily carry a pound of heroin with little to no chance of detection. The problem, as we've now been advised, is getting across from Morocco onto the Continent and that is now officially recognized as a Very Bad Idea. I've made it this far in my life without experiencing man love, particularly in a jail, and I don't feel my life has missed anything because of that.
(Ed: were you reviewing this the last time you were there?)
Yep. How do you think I know it now (larfs).
Note: it's conceivable but unlikely they run doper dogs through the vehicle holds on the ferries but I saw no evidence of any kind of inspection and definitely nothing approaching an airport in which they get homosexual androids to do all sorts of demented things to you. My personal favorite was the Baby Terrifier as they put infants inside this thing and blow compressed air at them, scaring the living hell out of them. They'd shriek like they're dying as they're infants, what they do know, maybe they are and mother is outside the machine somewhere.
Fortunately, tho, these measures, while, heartless, unfeeling, and intrusive, did stop the waves of exploding babies which did so much damage to the planet and world security in recent years.
We have no interest in 'dirty drugs' (i.e. the kind the CIA likes such as heroin and cocaine) but we think we should at least get some use out of people who take meth. They have no minds but they can still move so we suggest putting them into squirrel cages so we can use them to make some energy. Put a picture of a needle on the front of the squirrel cage and they will spin that wheel all day long.
We still won't smuggle it, tho. Meth is filth. Meth, crack, and some others gave getting high a bad name. All of a sudden, stoners were people who would give you a blow job for a buzz. That's rubbish as stoners won't do that ... but people who use crack, meth or heroin will. They will with cocaine also but it's more negotiable.
Another good source really is Czechoslovakia and maybe you think, hey, you never went there. What do I care if I never went there. You know something cool is there or no-one would live there. OK, so what is it.
Reefer? Well ... let's sit down and talk about this.
Ach so, keine Englisch??
Keine Probleme! Werden wir rauchen??
Ah so, no English?
No problem. Shall we smoke??
One thing I know for sure is that smuggling anything into England would effortless. Very little is checked on the channel ferries and you could easily carry a pound of heroin with little to no chance of detection. The problem, as we've now been advised, is getting across from Morocco onto the Continent and that is now officially recognized as a Very Bad Idea. I've made it this far in my life without experiencing man love, particularly in a jail, and I don't feel my life has missed anything because of that.
(Ed: were you reviewing this the last time you were there?)
Yep. How do you think I know it now (larfs).
Note: it's conceivable but unlikely they run doper dogs through the vehicle holds on the ferries but I saw no evidence of any kind of inspection and definitely nothing approaching an airport in which they get homosexual androids to do all sorts of demented things to you. My personal favorite was the Baby Terrifier as they put infants inside this thing and blow compressed air at them, scaring the living hell out of them. They'd shriek like they're dying as they're infants, what they do know, maybe they are and mother is outside the machine somewhere.
Fortunately, tho, these measures, while, heartless, unfeeling, and intrusive, did stop the waves of exploding babies which did so much damage to the planet and world security in recent years.
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