Monday, May 11, 2015

Visualization of an Asshat, Alex Jones

People frequently talk of asshats and you will often hear references to everyone's favorite asshats such as Alex Jones, Bill what's-his-name on Fox News, Geraldo Rivera, etc.  However, you never get to actually see one.  They say Wolf Blitzer is an asshat but I look at him.  He looks like a dork but he does sound like an asshat.  That doesn't help me with my visualization.

What is the essence of an asshat.  If I'm to make one for my parody, I need to find the true essence of asshat and model the purity of that thing in a deftly subtle rendering of its delicate complexity.  You know, an asshat.


There is a picture I shot of my backside I've used periodically to end online conversations which had become tedious.  Maybe print that and stick it on a colander.  OK, that's an ass on a hat ... but is it an asshat, is the true nature of asshat.


I must meditate on this ... Om ... Om ... Om

Note:  I first heard that over forty years ago.  I still have no idea what it means.  It became associated in my head with Don't Eat a Monkey.  I have no idea why and it was long before Indiana Jones.  I was seeing people chanting Om but I was thinking their internal process was Don't Eat a Monkey.

Monkeys maybe taste good but it seems kind of screwed-up to eat them.  But people eat guinea pigs so who knows.  So, Don't Eat a Monkey.

Oh, you will try to shake that thought the next time you see people meditating, won't you.

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