People frequently talk of asshats and you will often hear references to everyone's favorite asshats such as Alex Jones, Bill what's-his-name on Fox News, Geraldo Rivera, etc. However, you never get to actually see one. They say Wolf Blitzer is an asshat but I look at him. He looks like a dork but he does sound like an asshat. That doesn't help me with my visualization.
What is the essence of an asshat. If I'm to make one for my parody, I need to find the true essence of asshat and model the purity of that thing in a deftly subtle rendering of its delicate complexity. You know, an asshat.
There is a picture I shot of my backside I've used periodically to end online conversations which had become tedious. Maybe print that and stick it on a colander. OK, that's an ass on a hat ... but is it an asshat, is the true nature of asshat.
I must meditate on this ... Om ... Om ... Om
Note: I first heard that over forty years ago. I still have no idea what it means. It became associated in my head with Don't Eat a Monkey. I have no idea why and it was long before Indiana Jones. I was seeing people chanting Om but I was thinking their internal process was Don't Eat a Monkey.
Monkeys maybe taste good but it seems kind of screwed-up to eat them. But people eat guinea pigs so who knows. So, Don't Eat a Monkey.
Oh, you will try to shake that thought the next time you see people meditating, won't you.
What is the essence of an asshat. If I'm to make one for my parody, I need to find the true essence of asshat and model the purity of that thing in a deftly subtle rendering of its delicate complexity. You know, an asshat.
There is a picture I shot of my backside I've used periodically to end online conversations which had become tedious. Maybe print that and stick it on a colander. OK, that's an ass on a hat ... but is it an asshat, is the true nature of asshat.
I must meditate on this ... Om ... Om ... Om
Note: I first heard that over forty years ago. I still have no idea what it means. It became associated in my head with Don't Eat a Monkey. I have no idea why and it was long before Indiana Jones. I was seeing people chanting Om but I was thinking their internal process was Don't Eat a Monkey.
Monkeys maybe taste good but it seems kind of screwed-up to eat them. But people eat guinea pigs so who knows. So, Don't Eat a Monkey.
Oh, you will try to shake that thought the next time you see people meditating, won't you.
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