Tuesday, May 12, 2015

America is Now GOP Invitation Only

That's right, boobies.  If the GOP doesn't like you then, honeychile, you can't stay.  Sorry but you should have read the agreement that no-one is allowed to stay in America unless the GOP thinks you are not an asshole or a terrorist (i.e. anyone who is not GOP).

Best line so far today in rejection of GOP hysteria.

Q.  The US should have let Russia take over the world after WWII so we would all be speaking Russian now?

A.  Awwww, you're still fighting Stalin!  Darling, that's so adorable!  (The one asking is a man or some kind of conservative facsimile)


Vladimir Putin has pulled off the most brilliant public relations campaign in any part of recorded history.  For decades America was successful in painting the image of the murdering Soviet Commie savages who would come to burn your towns and rape your women.

Today, with the more than willing cooperation of America, Putin is regarded by a great many not so much in terms of his tenure with STASI (East German secret police) and now has become the Shining Hope for the World.  There was the image of the rampaging horrors even though they weren't invading anywhere and Putin has replaced that with pastel pics of children dancing at the Olympics.

Meanwhile America has been continuing the ever-so-tedious pitch that it's the world's policeman and plays directly into his hands.  That aspect isn't so brilliant as it wouldn't have worked so well if not for what Bush started but, even so, the way Putin has played it has been spectacular.

It's not that I enjoy seeing America's nose rubbed in the dirt as I don't.  It's very much my position that any real leaders will engage in real dialog to solve problems rather than creating more of them in TV sound bites.  America played right into his hands and my only reaction to that is ... que sera, sera. Maybe killing all those people wasn't such a good idea.  America's legacy flushed down the toilet by a dime-store social climber from Connecticut.

"I'm the War President!"

Hot tip on that Jackalootl:  the only war you ever saw was digestive after Taco Bell.  Sit your punk ass down.


(Ed:  America is now invitation only based on the whim of the Far Left?)

Of course.  That's how it was already, don'tcha know.  Be ever vigilant!

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