Daily Mail: Newly single Joanna Krupa suffers epic wardrobe malfunction as flashbulbs expose her braless assets and underwear under metallic knitted dress at dinner date
The dress is relatively elegant and that's a nothing color relative to her tones but she wears pink lipstick. Gad.
Ed: pink lipstick should be banned!
You're so right, Norman.
The dress reveals the Damnation of the Nipple but it's subdued and tasteful ... however ... unless there are no lights in her house or she lives in a tent, there's no way she was unaware of the translucency.
But ...
the Daily Mail goes berserk over it and we love how those tramps are consistent that way. If you can't find sleaze anywhere else, the Daily Mail will never disappoint you.
Check the right column of the Daily Mail where you will find the top boob, the side boob, the underboob, the boobie boob, and every other kind of boobie but nary a nipple. No, sir; we've got standards, see.
Their whole trip is appalling but it's funny to be appalled by it and you will slide away with the satisfying feeling of, dayum, I am SO glad they live somewhere else.
As you'll see if you read the article, Ms Krupa is a walking marketing opportunity and the full shopping details needed to acquire that dress for your own wardrobe are included in the article.
Ed: send her to the Killing Kittens?
It's the obvious choice. (Ithaka: Remember Gonzo Journalism? Nicola Crosley Does Something Else with My First Orgy)
I just laugh and laugh at how people go nuts over Nicola Crosley. She cracks me up too, mostly because she doesn't see her writing as comedy; that makes it funniest of all for me.
Ed: they're such tramps!
You're so right, Norman.
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