Saturday, May 27, 2017

Are You Ready for Father Anonymous Addressing Paul Ryan

This is personal for every old goober in America and I haven't done it yet because I want to rhyme the presentation and I don't want to rehearse it any way first.

Ed:  is this some kind of test?

Noooo, this is the live, man.


I like the general concept of Father Anonymous being the Voice of Old Goobers Without Much Money.  There are some old goobers in relatively good financial shape but they often do Viagra commercials for golfers and do you seriously want to be like that.

We can't give up cellphones for medical because many times we don't even fucking have cellphones.


Ed:  is Father Anonymous a foul-mouthed longshoreman?

Unknown since we old goobers are really pissed.  In most cases it's only politics but with Paul Ryan it's personal.

Ed:  will you use the Seven Words?

If so then probably not many.  I kind of like the idea he has a penis like seed beetle since few will know what it means and random esoterica is always useful for combat in discourse, mayhem in malarkey, and smokin' the fools.

Ed:  combat in discourse?  He's one of the worst public speakers in Washington and just as lifeless as Clinton.  Billy could do it but you know what he really wanted ... or Monica does.

Sometimes there is comedy in finding that which is something is not (i.e. human, passionate, caring, compassionate, etc).

Ed:  so he's just another calculator.  There's no comedy in that.

Naturally but the trick is finding comedy in it.

Ed:  is the object to be pointed or funny?

Pointed is the purpose and funny is the delivery

Ed:  you're rehearsing it now!

Fair enough.  I'll leave it to percolate for a while and then maybe light it up.  That has to happen before Yevette crashes since there's no chance I can use headphones and the Anon mask at the same time.

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