Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Tells the ML EL, "Pell Mell ... Like Hell"

The ML EL is definitely coming but there's a bit of dancing along the way since the cable was going to go dark and that was the latest thrill.

I suddenly jump up thirty years and there's a robo folding machine in the laundry room ... but it doesn't work (larfs).

Ithaka:  What Could Make Life Better than a Talking Laundry Machine

Note:  why does everything have to scream "The Marching Morons" since who anywhere needs this machine.  The offer appears to be real.  The tiny flaw is the thought anyone who has that much money to blow on a toy of that nature would have stopped doing laundry for himself or herself years before.


It's the Magic Land Emergency Line and the angles look good on doing it even if the jingles ain't jingling quite merrily enough ... but ... it's close.

I also notice the ganja which I got at the start of the month still has a groovy and hefty appearance.  The ganja is a money suck and others deem that invalid ... but that just means none for them.  Pfft

Gladstone:  if you just stopped breathing so much, the house wouldn't get so hot since your temperature is ninety-eight degrees so wtf did you think would happen.

Thanks for that tip, Gladstone.

Oh, the air conditioning doesn't work either (larfs).


I can't tell you the number as yet since I don't know it because I do not have a phone now.  I don't detect a ganja whirlpool in the vicinity so the Magic Land should be happening in not so much longer.  There's been a bit of tactical skirmishing but the plan does proceed and My Duck Soup did not go down so the anchor would have survived in any case.

So far the plan looks rational and flexible enough to continue despite the tactical events but my plans always look rational ... right up until they explode and catch fire.

There's not likely a high probability of that ... unless ... I buy a Samsung but that ain't going to happen.

Samsung:  meet El Kabong

Ed:  you're just being an Apple fanboy!

In fact, I'm being a fireman, preventive in nature.  iPhones have blowed-up too but Samsung has been blowing up a lot of them.  No, thank ye.


Note:  you never hear of my plans which don't blow up because that's not sexy; that's not sexy at all.

Ref:  "Beverly Hills Cop"


Planners are great ones for building cloud castles and we're good at it.  Add stonin' to cloud castle buildin' and now you've got la Sagrada Familia.

Ed:  la Sagrada Familia is real!

Of course it is but it was built as a cloud castle first.


The ML El remains a cloud castle for the moment but I'm guessing a week.

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