In one brief sentence, this conceited li'l nitwit ensured the enmity of most of the world's population and the wild amusement of most of the men.
Daily Mail: 'Plain Janes have it easier than me': Unlucky-in-love shop assistant claims she's TOO good-looking to find a boyfriend
If only I could look all those other pigs, huh?
Maybe you're getting a hint on why Ms Boundlessly Beautiful can't get laid.
Too beautiful to find love? Cherelle Neille, 26, from Manchester, claims her beautiful face is a curse - because potential boyfriends only see her as arm candy
- DM
Ed: take off the paint and the false eyelashes and what have you got?
Mate, she would still be a good-looking woman but that ain't her problem, is it.
Ed: the answer is Killing Kittens?
Righto and you may make Detective as well, whoever you are.
We need to get her hooked-up with Ithaka's favorite chippie heartthrob, Nicola Crosley. (Ithaka: Remember Gonzo Journalism? Nicola Crosley Does Something Else with My First Orgy)
There's something about Cherelle Neille which says Lesbian orgy to me and who better to call than Nicola Crosley after she wrote of how much she digs them.
When the lads aren't popping her cork, what else should she do, mates?
Sad Sack: maybe she has an unpoppable cork
Or maybe you're the wrong lad and you're the one with an unpoppable cork?
Sad Sack: it couldn't be that. No way.
I see
Daily Mail: 'Plain Janes have it easier than me': Unlucky-in-love shop assistant claims she's TOO good-looking to find a boyfriend
If only I could look all those other pigs, huh?
Maybe you're getting a hint on why Ms Boundlessly Beautiful can't get laid.
Too beautiful to find love? Cherelle Neille, 26, from Manchester, claims her beautiful face is a curse - because potential boyfriends only see her as arm candy
- DM
Ed: take off the paint and the false eyelashes and what have you got?
Mate, she would still be a good-looking woman but that ain't her problem, is it.
Ed: the answer is Killing Kittens?
Righto and you may make Detective as well, whoever you are.
We need to get her hooked-up with Ithaka's favorite chippie heartthrob, Nicola Crosley. (Ithaka: Remember Gonzo Journalism? Nicola Crosley Does Something Else with My First Orgy)
There's something about Cherelle Neille which says Lesbian orgy to me and who better to call than Nicola Crosley after she wrote of how much she digs them.
When the lads aren't popping her cork, what else should she do, mates?
Sad Sack: maybe she has an unpoppable cork
Or maybe you're the wrong lad and you're the one with an unpoppable cork?
Sad Sack: it couldn't be that. No way.
I see
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