Christianity Just Got Worse ... Robo Padre is Here to Preach to You

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There's one distinct advantage to Robo Padre over Jehovah's Witnesses:  you can shoot him and only be charged with destruction of property.  However, there's an answer to that since the play is to get him preaching to you and then have a friend shoot him in a back since it's ok when you do that with robos.  Robo Padre probably has a camera watching you but he probably won't be looking behind him so, presto, plausible deniability.

As soon as Robo Padre opens his yap, "El Kabong."

RT:  ‘BlessU-2’: Robot priest delivers blessings to German worshipers in 5 languages (VIDEO)


Christianity is based on a holy book which is thousands of years old, but that doesn't mean it can't benefit from modern technology. A robot priest has been unveiled in Germany, delivering blessings in five different languages.

Although blessing the congregation is one of the duties of church staff, the Protestant Church in Hesse and Nassau has reassigned that task to a new friend by the name of BlessU-2.

- RT

Robo Padre relieves the church staff in doing that which humans don't want to do and the church staff doesn't want to waste time preaching to you (shrug).