Ed: sure it's real but it's just a teapot
It's not just a teapot when the Dormouse is inside it. She's supposed to be in a teacup but she can't get out.
Ed: the mission is to Free the Dormouse?
Yes, are you with us?
Ed: Free the Dormouse!
We need hats, Free the Dormouse hats.
Ed: and t-shirts
Uh oh, you know ... I just might. Making such a t-shirt wouldn't be a difficult thing. Finding a copyright-free image of a cutie Dormouse might be a trick and no chance I can draw one freehand.
Free the Dormouse, my brothers and sisters.
Perhaps some of you remember the last time when the Evil Witch of the North mousenapped her and kept her imprisoned. The Evil Witch wanted everyone to drink black coffee with no cream and no sugar so the Dormouse was a constant irritating presence to remind people one's tea needs cream and sugar so resist the barbarism from elsewhere which demands an ascetic lifestyle such as with the consumption of black coffee.
Ed: is this really about racism?
No, really it's about black coffee and a mousenapped victim. Free the Dormouse!
Ed: this must really be about feminism then?
In fact, no, since I'm not aware of any feminist Dormice.
Ed: why don't you want to free all of them?
Easy. I don't know them. Sometimes it's better to leave the real crazies in jail because you can't fix them, not even with Dormice.
Ed: the Dormouse must be gay then!
Well, I really have no idea but animals don't care about gayness anyway. It's only a subspecies of people which do that, Homo sapiens inhumanus.
Ed: so really it's about a mouse?
Yes ... and a t-shirt
Ed: it's a t-shirt for the teapot ... clever
Not really but it could work.
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