There has been no word yet from Donika but that's not surprising as there is no phone and she probably does not have access to a computer. Setting up Tatiana's Tofu Tats is some hard duty and she is out there working it now. Sending all kinda good vibes out that way.
I suggested she should make it Tatiana's Tofu Tats and Duckling Diner so that's why she needed the alligator.
(Ed: say what?)
Of course. A side-business will be raising ducklings but people coming to the enterprise don't eat them. They release the ducklings onto the lake behind the Tofu Tats shop and then people waiting for a tattoo can hang out to watch them paddle around ... until the alligator comes up from under the water and eats them. It is a Duckling Diner but you don't eat them, alligators do.
(Ed: you are one seriously sick fuck)
Incorrecto. I am relating a story told to me by a serviceman returning from duty at Clark AFB in the Philippines. There was a bar where they would sell ducklings to servicemen who would release them onto a lake, just as above, and then drink beer while they waited for alligators to eat them. I do confess to being a sick fuck but I am not that sick.
So we send our best wishes to Donika and also to the alligator. If it gets hungry, feed it a Californian. They're all made of tofu so you may need two of them.
(Ed: is some of this in code?)
Yes.
(Ed: are you disrespectful to everyone?)
Yes. I see no reason to discriminate. Everyone is a fucking idiot except me. Everyone else believes the same thing so it works out alright.
Cat was bent because I insulted Muslims in "Bomb Me Amadeus" but she will have to roll with it as I will cheerfully insult anyone who is killing or intends to kill anyone else. Her opinion may change as the Internet has been so buggy that it was pissing off both of us.
Yevette knew of the video the night before but said, nawww, I need to crash. That was disappointing but I didn't say, oh, come on. Ela, ela! (Greek for 'come on' and they never say it just once.)
The next day (for her - I'm still awake) she's off puttering about with her witchy potions and things and I putter about in the studio. Sometimes I leave it but usually only when it's unavoidable. Then I hear Yevette laughing and really breaking up. Turns out she is watching the video. She knew I had done it but didn't know what was really in it so it got her good.
So the net is a draw. One vote it sucks and one vote it's funny. That's cool, tho, as the absolute worst vote is it's ok or it's nice. That is Instant Death.
People may say it has no artistic merit but that doesn't hurt much coming from people so preoccupied with Miley Cyrus' butt or, more accurately, what she does with it.
I was impressed when she pissed off all of Mexico, tho. She gets a definite hat tip for that because if you're not pissing 'em off, you're just not getting it done. If she seriously intends to disrupt some social conventions there may be respect for her yet. When she wiped Mexico's flag on her ass I was falling down laughing.
(Ed: that's outrageous!)
Yeah, right. Take one step to the left. Now you've crossed a national boundary and you're under a different flag. What changed.
Um, nothin', Dagwood.
The flag is nothing more than an elite power structure trying to monopolize the pure nationalism that runs underneath and is defined by a people's music, books, etc, etc. A flag never created any of that nor has it ever had much to do with any of it except for some cheesy anthems and some massively-boring marches. Hitler showed best of all what a flag adds to art and anything that detracts from art and thus the character of the nation is definitively non-patriotic.
I suggested she should make it Tatiana's Tofu Tats and Duckling Diner so that's why she needed the alligator.
(Ed: say what?)
Of course. A side-business will be raising ducklings but people coming to the enterprise don't eat them. They release the ducklings onto the lake behind the Tofu Tats shop and then people waiting for a tattoo can hang out to watch them paddle around ... until the alligator comes up from under the water and eats them. It is a Duckling Diner but you don't eat them, alligators do.
(Ed: you are one seriously sick fuck)
Incorrecto. I am relating a story told to me by a serviceman returning from duty at Clark AFB in the Philippines. There was a bar where they would sell ducklings to servicemen who would release them onto a lake, just as above, and then drink beer while they waited for alligators to eat them. I do confess to being a sick fuck but I am not that sick.
So we send our best wishes to Donika and also to the alligator. If it gets hungry, feed it a Californian. They're all made of tofu so you may need two of them.
(Ed: is some of this in code?)
Yes.
(Ed: are you disrespectful to everyone?)
Yes. I see no reason to discriminate. Everyone is a fucking idiot except me. Everyone else believes the same thing so it works out alright.
Cat was bent because I insulted Muslims in "Bomb Me Amadeus" but she will have to roll with it as I will cheerfully insult anyone who is killing or intends to kill anyone else. Her opinion may change as the Internet has been so buggy that it was pissing off both of us.
Yevette knew of the video the night before but said, nawww, I need to crash. That was disappointing but I didn't say, oh, come on. Ela, ela! (Greek for 'come on' and they never say it just once.)
The next day (for her - I'm still awake) she's off puttering about with her witchy potions and things and I putter about in the studio. Sometimes I leave it but usually only when it's unavoidable. Then I hear Yevette laughing and really breaking up. Turns out she is watching the video. She knew I had done it but didn't know what was really in it so it got her good.
So the net is a draw. One vote it sucks and one vote it's funny. That's cool, tho, as the absolute worst vote is it's ok or it's nice. That is Instant Death.
People may say it has no artistic merit but that doesn't hurt much coming from people so preoccupied with Miley Cyrus' butt or, more accurately, what she does with it.
I was impressed when she pissed off all of Mexico, tho. She gets a definite hat tip for that because if you're not pissing 'em off, you're just not getting it done. If she seriously intends to disrupt some social conventions there may be respect for her yet. When she wiped Mexico's flag on her ass I was falling down laughing.
(Ed: that's outrageous!)
Yeah, right. Take one step to the left. Now you've crossed a national boundary and you're under a different flag. What changed.
Um, nothin', Dagwood.
The flag is nothing more than an elite power structure trying to monopolize the pure nationalism that runs underneath and is defined by a people's music, books, etc, etc. A flag never created any of that nor has it ever had much to do with any of it except for some cheesy anthems and some massively-boring marches. Hitler showed best of all what a flag adds to art and anything that detracts from art and thus the character of the nation is definitively non-patriotic.
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