They warned me ISIS would come and they were right. I thought the Republicans were a bunch of lying pussies and, well, I still do ... but they were right about ISIS. Damn it.
It didn't even take so long to find them. I went into a store to get something to drink as it was so damn hot and I asked the guy behind the counter about ISIS.
He told me, "Oh sure, Omaha has had ISIS for years."
I exclaimed, "The hell you say!"
He asked me, "Sure we have. Do you want one?"
I replied, "I don't know, man. I'm not so sure I want that. I was only looking for information."
He said, "Don't worry about it. This one is on the house."
Then he made me a snow-cone.
It didn't even take so long to find them. I went into a store to get something to drink as it was so damn hot and I asked the guy behind the counter about ISIS.
He told me, "Oh sure, Omaha has had ISIS for years."
I exclaimed, "The hell you say!"
He asked me, "Sure we have. Do you want one?"
I replied, "I don't know, man. I'm not so sure I want that. I was only looking for information."
He said, "Don't worry about it. This one is on the house."
Then he made me a snow-cone.
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