Now there's an earthshaking revelation, huh. Mother did not name her little boy Voodoo. It would have been pretty cool if she did but that isn't what happened.
Voodoo Shilton got busted in the Facebook Wave of Gratuitous Conformity and now he is forced to use his real-life name and Facebook is the only place I know where he uses it. From that evidence, the 'integrity' of using your real-life name is only a concern locally within Facebook or, more specifically, within Mark Zuckerberg's tiny little mind.
So I talked to Voodoo and he said his real name is Siegfried Jablonski and he makes sausages in the Bronx. I said, "Siegfried's Sausages doesn't sound sexy. I see why you changed."
He said, "You want sexy or you want sausages. Or just take a sausage. Don't tell me what you do with it."
(The only part of the above that's true is that Facebook made Voodoo change his name)
Integrity is such an extraordinary thing to discover in Facebook, the only other organization to come anywhere close to Google in the speed it sold out Americans to the state.
(Ed: I removed something highly-incendiary as I did not think it appropriate associating it with Voodoo's name. The statement was accurate, it just belongs somewhere else.)
Voodoo Shilton got busted in the Facebook Wave of Gratuitous Conformity and now he is forced to use his real-life name and Facebook is the only place I know where he uses it. From that evidence, the 'integrity' of using your real-life name is only a concern locally within Facebook or, more specifically, within Mark Zuckerberg's tiny little mind.
So I talked to Voodoo and he said his real name is Siegfried Jablonski and he makes sausages in the Bronx. I said, "Siegfried's Sausages doesn't sound sexy. I see why you changed."
He said, "You want sexy or you want sausages. Or just take a sausage. Don't tell me what you do with it."
(The only part of the above that's true is that Facebook made Voodoo change his name)
Integrity is such an extraordinary thing to discover in Facebook, the only other organization to come anywhere close to Google in the speed it sold out Americans to the state.
(Ed: I removed something highly-incendiary as I did not think it appropriate associating it with Voodoo's name. The statement was accurate, it just belongs somewhere else.)
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