The Russian infiltration of Scotland was conceived decades ago at a time when they trained a cadre of weathermen and weatherwomen in meteorology and also in an east Scotland accent. Over those years, they penetrated all of the television broadcasting networks and were doing excellent work but that's not difficult for weather prediction in Scotland: it will rain tomorrow.
However, they were biding their time, waiting for the right moment to deliver their message. An Independent Scotland will change the weather because of a number of weather factors all of which were agreed years ago.
Other Russian moles had been awaiting that signal and then added the weather to the agenda regarding reasons to separate from England. At first they promised they would stop the rain but the Scots did not understand. The mole politicians tried to explain the concept of 'dry' but it was impossible so they modified the prediction to say it would rain less.
The fury of the Scots increased as most took this to mean the English were causing it to rain more. Therefore, independence alone is not sufficient, there should be reparations ... or at least a shitload of towels.
This is just one of the many pernicious ways in which Russian aggression has manifested itself within the Scottish society, spreading like an evil haggis cancer to everything it touches.
However, they were biding their time, waiting for the right moment to deliver their message. An Independent Scotland will change the weather because of a number of weather factors all of which were agreed years ago.
Other Russian moles had been awaiting that signal and then added the weather to the agenda regarding reasons to separate from England. At first they promised they would stop the rain but the Scots did not understand. The mole politicians tried to explain the concept of 'dry' but it was impossible so they modified the prediction to say it would rain less.
The fury of the Scots increased as most took this to mean the English were causing it to rain more. Therefore, independence alone is not sufficient, there should be reparations ... or at least a shitload of towels.
This is just one of the many pernicious ways in which Russian aggression has manifested itself within the Scottish society, spreading like an evil haggis cancer to everything it touches.
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