One might insult haggis and the Scots will laugh. One might even insult whisky and the Scots will laugh, largely because you're such a tasteless dolt and probably think Jack Daniels is useful for something other than cleaning copper. However, do not ever insult the pipes as this is the home of the Black Watch.
It is also the home of the Mad Piper.
It is also the home of the Mad Piper.
It was not wise to make him angry as he is not the only one. Visualize a thousand marching across the border into England. All are playing "Thunderstruck" and shooting flames. And they are looking for David Cameron as the honor of the pipes has been challenged and, by God and by Scotland, it must be defended. You thought Braveheart was dangerous and he was but these pipers will make him look like a Boy Scout trying to earn a merit badge.
By the time they get to London, they will be covering Nickelback. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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