After some research it was discovered where News of the Weird (i.e. Fox) got its bunkum about Sarah Palin being nominated for a Nobel Prize.
It's not surprising Fox News fans repeat false information as they're much like parrots sitting on a tree branch where they squawk the same things endlessly to each other and shit on anything passing below them.
The claim yesterday that Sarah Palin was nominated for a Nobel Prize was (gasp) utter rubbish and, even better, it's very old rubbish as the original satire came out in 2009. What's the surprise. It's not that the loss of respect was anything recent, she's been getting hootered for years. (Jacksonville Times: Sarah Palin Wins Nobel Prize for Literature: World Stunned)
The award was for her book, "Going Rogue," in which she said, "I've got the best boobs in politics ... on me ... and around me."
So, thanks for the news tip there, Edward R. You, sir, have the pulse of the country. Of course, it might be your bladder. Be careful about that. Nothing worse than an uppity bladder, eh.
Trying yet another set of glasses to make her dim-witted eyes look intelligent, Sarah Palin gives us an all-too-common display of her verbal genius.
Take it away with the Battle of the Bumbling Bimbos
It's not surprising Fox News fans repeat false information as they're much like parrots sitting on a tree branch where they squawk the same things endlessly to each other and shit on anything passing below them.
The claim yesterday that Sarah Palin was nominated for a Nobel Prize was (gasp) utter rubbish and, even better, it's very old rubbish as the original satire came out in 2009. What's the surprise. It's not that the loss of respect was anything recent, she's been getting hootered for years. (Jacksonville Times: Sarah Palin Wins Nobel Prize for Literature: World Stunned)
The award was for her book, "Going Rogue," in which she said, "I've got the best boobs in politics ... on me ... and around me."
So, thanks for the news tip there, Edward R. You, sir, have the pulse of the country. Of course, it might be your bladder. Be careful about that. Nothing worse than an uppity bladder, eh.
Trying yet another set of glasses to make her dim-witted eyes look intelligent, Sarah Palin gives us an all-too-common display of her verbal genius.
Take it away with the Battle of the Bumbling Bimbos
Extra credit: which bimbo is a fully-certified lawyer and does it make any difference and, well, who gives a shit.
Tip: Megyn Kelly is the Queen of the White Santa saga. Thankfully, she has not tried to embark on a career in stand-up comedy as blonde and boobs count for nothing in stand-up.
So, which one is the lawyer. This is not a hoax. Which immediately tells you it must be a hoax ... but it still isn't a hoax. One is school-trained and has passed the bar. The drop-out Governor or the bimbo, take yer pick and place yer bets.
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