Wednesday, September 3, 2014

About that World War Three

Yesterday I was advised America is fighting the Third World War right now.

Yes, obviously.

Anyplace affected by that is trying to defend itself against it.  Most hope the war will be over soon and America will get the fuck out of their countries.  Keep sending the money, tho.  We like that.  We just don't like you monkey-ass Americans.  UnFuck you, government-sponsored Ben Affleck movies, and your silicone tits.  Just go home.

The complete failure of acceptance of the partnership with Russia in the victory in WWII stands out proudly in the conservative position.

When you understand what Russia lost as you so obviously do not understand now, it will become more than clear what exists of Russia's foreign policy.

No-one will EVER AGAIN do to Mother Russia what Germany did in WWII.

There isn't anything else on their foreign policy except for the Mafia stuff that runs out of every country now.  Must be a franchise (shrug).


The White House doesn't fight a war, it's just another damn reality show that has no more meaning than what the lesbians are doing in the trailer park although the latter may be more interesting to watch.

These reality shows have no more connection with any real world than a hummingbird knows of a symphony but people just love to watch hummingbirds because, well, those symphonies are just too damn hard, aren't they.

They say there is too much drama but really there isn't any.  There is endless Ray Milland melodrama and one bad war movie after the other but nothing really all that interesting.  Nothing ever really happens and nothing really ever changes ... except the Lake Mead water level keeps getting lower.

Tip on yer Third World War:  there would be one shitload more peace in the world if America stopped invading other countries.

No charge on that.


But what really bugs people is the world is running out of white people.  If that bugs you, make more babies.  This doesn't seem a complex thing to me as I'm pretty sure most of you know how to do it.  I didn't because babies are loud, annoying and they smell really bad.

If Americans started cranking out babies like they did B-17s in WWII, they would be pushing around the world faster than you can push chop suey in San Francisco.  You wouldn't need guns, you would only have to start walking.  Yah ... back across the Bering Straight.  Fark, I didn't say it would be easy ... well, except for the baby-making part.

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