The Right Column has nothing to do with politics but rather it's something that appears on tabloid news rags such as the Mirror the Mail and presumably other sleazoid offerings like People, etc.
Right now, the Right Column is full of boobies. It always is but just now it's boobie boobies rather than boobies from brain death. One hundred incredibly-famous celebrities whose names you have likely never heard are incensed, outraged, and humiliated over the release over boobie pictures hacked from their cellphones.
Jennifer Lawrence is crying like someone just hung her off a cross. This seems to reduce to a Nipple Fixation as I read the world has seen every other millimeter of her boobies elsewhere but there must be some type of Nipple Proscription in her world. Oh, no, no, no, you can't touch this. Are the nipples the Money Shot? We just don't know.
I gather Jennifer Lawrence has been in a couple of movies but she doesn't look all that impressive, kind of an average-looking Hollywood blondie from what I'm seeing. In fact, I didn't recognize any of the faces of the 'celebrities' who were offended. Maybe I would have recognized their boobies but I haven't seen them.
The Right Column is also where you can discover where Justin Bieber was most recently-arrested. There will be a picture of Kim Kardashian doing nothing. Those are the only names I know but they fill these columns every day.
So.
A lot of people must read them ... or at least look at the pictures hoping for boobies.
However, here at the Ministry of the Internet, we have a few little problems with the Boobie Boggle as bobbling boobies are good but boggling boobies are not so good.
- How did Junior Hackdog manage to hack a hundred different cellphones for all these almost celebrities. Is he a one-punk News of the World replacement. Does he aspire to be the new Rupert Murdoch.
- Do all almost celebrities have boobie pictures on their cellphones. If so then obviously they share them so what's the problem.
- Can you look through the Right Column without thinking at least once, "Who the fuck are these assholes?"
I really only have one question: how much did Kim Kardashian charge for the family package of releasing porno images and pretending they were leaked. I've sometimes wondered just what she does other than taking video while she has sex and now, possibly, we are starting to learn.
Right now, the Right Column is full of boobies. It always is but just now it's boobie boobies rather than boobies from brain death. One hundred incredibly-famous celebrities whose names you have likely never heard are incensed, outraged, and humiliated over the release over boobie pictures hacked from their cellphones.
Jennifer Lawrence is crying like someone just hung her off a cross. This seems to reduce to a Nipple Fixation as I read the world has seen every other millimeter of her boobies elsewhere but there must be some type of Nipple Proscription in her world. Oh, no, no, no, you can't touch this. Are the nipples the Money Shot? We just don't know.
I gather Jennifer Lawrence has been in a couple of movies but she doesn't look all that impressive, kind of an average-looking Hollywood blondie from what I'm seeing. In fact, I didn't recognize any of the faces of the 'celebrities' who were offended. Maybe I would have recognized their boobies but I haven't seen them.
The Right Column is also where you can discover where Justin Bieber was most recently-arrested. There will be a picture of Kim Kardashian doing nothing. Those are the only names I know but they fill these columns every day.
So.
A lot of people must read them ... or at least look at the pictures hoping for boobies.
However, here at the Ministry of the Internet, we have a few little problems with the Boobie Boggle as bobbling boobies are good but boggling boobies are not so good.
- How did Junior Hackdog manage to hack a hundred different cellphones for all these almost celebrities. Is he a one-punk News of the World replacement. Does he aspire to be the new Rupert Murdoch.
- Do all almost celebrities have boobie pictures on their cellphones. If so then obviously they share them so what's the problem.
- Can you look through the Right Column without thinking at least once, "Who the fuck are these assholes?"
I really only have one question: how much did Kim Kardashian charge for the family package of releasing porno images and pretending they were leaked. I've sometimes wondered just what she does other than taking video while she has sex and now, possibly, we are starting to learn.
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