Where are the cool guys riding Husqvarna and being bad-ass for no particular reason but not going around smashing anyone's face and thus winding up with hot babes in near proximity on a very regular basis.
There was the guy who jumped out of the balloon from outer space or whatever that was. That was pretty fookin' cool but what does he do now. He's kind of screwed for cool unless he attaches rockets to his ass and goes flying around the Moon. It's a bitch for this guy as what's a thrill for him after that. Sure he does it for the science but you know he gets off on that Holy Shit as he goes out the door.
All kinds of people running around being all AK-47 bad-ass but a woman can do that. This kind of thing is just not going to get my machismo respect going into outer space orbit if you hear what I'm saying.
Besides, Steve McQueen didn't have an AK-47.
So there's your explanation for the musical malaise induced by conservative influences and compounded by a profound dip in cool the human sphere. It's Gaia's biorhythm of coolness which varies with tension and desire for Totino's Pizza Rolls. Welcome to the Ministry of the Internet.
There was the guy who jumped out of the balloon from outer space or whatever that was. That was pretty fookin' cool but what does he do now. He's kind of screwed for cool unless he attaches rockets to his ass and goes flying around the Moon. It's a bitch for this guy as what's a thrill for him after that. Sure he does it for the science but you know he gets off on that Holy Shit as he goes out the door.
All kinds of people running around being all AK-47 bad-ass but a woman can do that. This kind of thing is just not going to get my machismo respect going into outer space orbit if you hear what I'm saying.
Besides, Steve McQueen didn't have an AK-47.
So there's your explanation for the musical malaise induced by conservative influences and compounded by a profound dip in cool the human sphere. It's Gaia's biorhythm of coolness which varies with tension and desire for Totino's Pizza Rolls. Welcome to the Ministry of the Internet.
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