Major Mariam Al Mansouri is the new Poster Bunny for Lockheed Martin as she flies strike missions against the Islamic State even though she comes from an Islamic state and flies an aircraft provided by a country that hates Islamic states as shown by the fact it is usually bombing them.
Lockheed Martin is thrilled to have her on the payroll because all they have is the same old cheesy stock photo of their F-22 as it hasn't ever flown a combat mission against another fighter aircraft. When advised Mansouri does not fly an F-22, the Lockheed Martin representative said, "Oh, fuck. I didn't think of that."
She was laughing in the picture because we asked her if she thinks Tom Cruise is gay.
She said the strike mission fulfills her dream, "Ever since little girl, I want fly fighter aircraft. I want fly over men. And kill them."
Allahu Akbar!
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